10 Biggest Ticks

There are certain things in this world that bug the crap out of me. The irritation is just unbearable! So I've decided to make a list of ten of the most annoying things people do. So without further adieu, here's it is.

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10. Movie Talkers

This is one of the most talked about pet peeves out there, and yet people still do it. If I pay 10 dollars to see a movie, the only thing I want to hear is the MOVIE. I don't care if you think the next part is 'hilarious.' I'll figure that out on my own. And it isn't just 'movie' talkers that bother me. It's 'television' talkers. This'll happen at home when I'm watching either House, Medium, Lost, etc. An intense part will begin, and some idiot decides to walk in and talk to the person watching tv with me. They'll ask for dinner, or they'll complain about the neighbors, or ask some dumb question that could wait fifteen minutes. I can't stand it!

9. Parents Insisting I Study

It's funny how they only complain when they, themselves, are ticked off at something. I could have studied for hours and finished all of my homework, but does that stop them? No. My mom will look at my computer screen, or walk in on me watching television, and insist I stop wasting my life away and to start studying. Does she even know what I do every day? Does she even know what I'm even forced to study? No. She just doesn't want me to be enjoying my free time because she's not enjoying hers.

8. Tracksuit Bottoms

I'm sick of this whole athletic-wear thing. I mean sure, you look fine if you're actually in a sport and working out. But there is a reason those shorts are so short, and it's NOT to look trashy. It really ticks me off when they wear these tracksuit bottoms OUTSIDE of their sport. When I go to the supermarket, I don't expect to see some bitchy girl in tracksuit bottoms flashing her legs everywhere.

7. People Who Say They'll Fail

When these people say that they will fail a test, it usually means they MIGHT get a B instead of an A. They'll say things like, "I didn't study at all!" Yes you did. We all know you did. And if that doesn't work, they'll say something like, "I studied for four hours and I'm still going to fail!" No one is giving you sympathy. You'll probably get an A anyways, and pretend to be surprised. Stop making the kids who are REALLY struggling look bad.

6. Elementary Sluts

I've noticed an increase of child whores. They dress in skimpy clothing, wear eye liner when they're like eight, and talk in that horrible valley girl accent as if they were all that. And for some reason they all have the newest phones, the latest i-pods, and their prime concern is who got voted off of American Idol the night before. You're kids. Get a life before you lose it trying to be someone you're not.

5. Unformatted Word Papers

I HATE when I see someone's essay or paper that looks like crap. Even still, in high school, there will be that idiot who thinks that printing her essay in 'fun fonts' is still fun. I can't read your paper, and honestly I'm not going to even try.

4. Reading Over Shoulders

When I'm on the internet, or reading a book, that isn't an invitation for you to join the party. I'm not doing anything interesting, so why do you care? It's an invasion of my privacy.

3. Text Fights

This always happens at least three times a year. The huge text fight. I don't have a phone, so unfortunately I can't participate. It usually involves a group of people texting back and forth every second, expressing their hate for each other in words. In between texts, they will complain to you about that person. And then they'll text some more. Why don't they flipping call the damn person? Or talk to them yourselves? Are you too afraid you'd realize how stupid you sound fighting over something insignificant?

2. Being Ignored

When I talk, about 85% of the time I want to be heard and responded to. If I throw in an idea and nobody responds, it doesn't help much. If you don't like it, tell me. If I start a conversation with you, don't turn to your nearest friend and start talking about something entirely different. I exist. Usually these people think that they're being funny by ignoring me, like it's some kind of game. You aren't funny. Go jump off a cliff.

1. People Who Can't Walk

When I'm walking to class, I don't walk where people are talking and sitting. So why then do you bastards stop and talk where I'm walking? You'll just stand there, like you own that little piece of land you're standing on. How the hell am I supposed to stop walking when you stop, to avoid crashing into you? Next time you do that, you selfish idiot, I'm not stopping. In fact, I think I'll walk a little faster so I can shove you aside.

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Thanks for reading this super-rant you guys. Haha, it gets me angry to even think about these things. So, what makes you tick?